Sex-Crime Lessons from Dennis Hastert, Lena Dunham and Josh Duggar
By Mack Rights
At present, America has several sordid tales of perversion to occupy itself with so it won’t have time to look into the Hillary Clinton Crime Family’s growing list of treasonous crimes and affairs. Nonetheless, there are lessons and implications in each of these developing stories that, if we right-thinking people bring them to life, will make the left regret that they think we’re like a bunch of dogs that are easily distracted by the tasty squirrels they keep sending our way.
Let’s start with Dennis Hastert, the former Republican Congressional Majority Leader. He was recently busted for giving upwards of $3.5 million to some extortionist that was allegedly willing to expose Hastert’s previous crimes of diddling a boy or boys while he was a high school wrestling coach. Apparently, he took the money out of the bank in incremental withdrawals of less than $10,000, so as to avoid the banks’ required reporting to the federal government. This law was put into place to prevent money laundering of drug dealers and other miscreants.
However, structuring the withdrawals was only what led to the investigation into why he was taking out so much money. You see, it’s not illegal to structure withdrawals, but it is illegal to lie to the investigating FBI agent when he asks you why you took out the money in structured withdrawals. Whether that is an invasion of privacy or not is another story. Lying to the FBI agent is why he may go to jail- not for raping underage boys in the 70s, simply because he’s protected by the statute of limitations. Isn’t that pathetic that there’s actually a statute of limitations on raping children? I wonder what liberal thought that was smart. Actually, I do understand that it is to protect folks from being smeared by false accusers who have no proof but can destroy a man’s reputation. But in this case, the $3.5 million is the proof.
In any case, it’s ironic that Hastert was the Majority Leader when Congress impeached President Bill Clinton for lying under oath about having sex outside of marriage, which actually should be a crime because, as president, he could be extorted by foreign entities. Nonetheless, while, other than allegedly raping Juanita Broderick and abusing another lady (I forget which, but he said, “You’d better put some ice on that” instead of giving her a cigarette after he gave her a fat lip in the process of doing his business), Clinton’s sex crimes weren’t as bad. Nonetheless, the left got their panties in a bunch over the fact that their philanderer in chief was being impeached for lying under oath- which they whined was just about sex. So now they’re getting Hastert for lying to an FBI agent in order to cover up his sordid affairs- the kind of sordid affairs they’d normally approve of if Hastert were a Democrat.
Look, I’m not sticking up for this guy. I think he should be shot, legally of course. While we don’t know much about the person that was extorting him, called individual A, we do know about another boy who he’d allegedly groomed into the gay lifestyle. Steve Reinboldt was the equipment manager for the wrestling team that Hastert coached in about 1970. According to the ABC report on the long affair, Steve’s sister Jolene finally came public because of the investigation into Hastert. As reported:
“I asked him, when was your first same sex experience. He looked at me and said, ‘It was with Dennis Hastert,’” Jolene said. “I was stunned.”
Jolene said she asked her brother why he never told anyone. “And he just turned around and kind of looked at me and said, ‘Who is ever going to believe me?’”